Rowlie was such a conversant dude,
a fact that we may well have guessed;
and all conversations were polite, never lewd
but with Skype® he was fully obsessed!
We also knew of that fire,
the heat, palpitation,
and bubbly flurry of excitement
surrounding such interplay of the sexes;
after all, we had been through that wringer
– each of us more than a few times, as had he.
But now Rowlie had the magnitude
of longitude to contend with,
which, as we could see from the chat,
didn’t interfere in the least
with verbal communication,
but severely impeded steamy skin contact!