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July 24, 2013
The most prolific of fuelish fools
recalcitrant, yes, in plump mainstays;
they burn boatloads of fossil fuels
whilst reveling in their ways!

Davey H sauntered up to pump # 6
or maybe 7 – one sultry summer day
and was shaded out along the way.
For over yonder at pump 2,
‘twas quite the scene, he’s telling you!

He hadn’t seen a hulk this big
for most of that torrid summer;
it damn near tore leaf from his fig
Gawd-dayum – a friggin’ HUMMER!

That thing would take 2 lanes of average road.
He couldn’t resist hollering:
“Dayum, what’s that – a HOUSE?”