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July 28, 2013
Guys who drape sweaters across your shoulders and then loosely tie the arms together in front: I don't care if the sweater is 52-ply "bespoke" cashmere culled by goats educated to self-shear themselves before bequeathing the virgin wool to nimble-fingered monks who then loom the garments by hand in Tibet and FedEx them to Barney's; I don't care if it's a cotton crewneck Sunday morning impulse buy from LLBean.com; I don't care if it's a 50%-off Sears knockoff of a Kohl's castoff. Just stop it already. Surrender the sweater-shawl and buy a $5 street fair pashmina already, for fuck's sake.