May 5, 2013
He's 28, lives in California, and initiates an IM on JDate. What grabbed his attention is that I love dogs, he says. And that I'm really cute. I roll my eyes and bite, knowing I'm in for bullshit. We exchange a few courteous lines, and then he asks if I have Skype. I say I don't, because I don't, and he asks why not. I tell him I just don't. He says, "You don't have to do anything. You can just watch." I write back with an "ugggh" and a "goodbye". Who are the girls who actually want that crap?