May 2, 2013
Oh, how I miss the good ol' days when, upon seeing a pregnant woman, I'd immediately think, "Hey, you had sex!" and if she were with a man, I'd add, "With HIM!" Times were so much simpler then, weren't they? All you had to do was picture the couple in the missionary position with the lights off (but with the lights on, in your head, so you could see), no fuss, no muss. It's not so easy anymore nowadays, with all this in vitro and donor stuff. I liked it better when I was forced to reflexively envision rote copulation.