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May 24, 2013
An hour and a half after I disregarded a limp "flirt" from some shmoe on JDate, he sends this charming note:

"Sorry, butt you're too old for me and wayyy too pretty. I have extrememely low self-esteem and I can't seem to kick it. Best to you on Jdate and off."

This literate Lothario is ten years older than I am and his profile states he's looking for women in an age range in which I squarely fall. Am I supposed to find this so adorable that I have no choice but to write back with playful faux indignation?

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