May 22, 2013
I'm now in "talks" with a revoltingly handsome fella I met five and a half years ago in the Time-Warner Center when one of my oldest friends and I were acting like complete freaks, laughing in a way that would make hyenas cringe. We had an instant connection, he and his perfect teeth and I, but I did nothing about it because I had a boyfriend at the time. Now that I have nothing going on, and the online shtick is once again proving to be a massive sewage heap, we're making plans. My oh my, this cloud is cozy.