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April 13, 2013
“MOM, I WANNA GET STRAWBERRIES!”

“They're not in season, honey.”

“But I wannem! They goddem right here!”

“They’re not in season. Put them down. They’re not ready yet.”

“But I wannem!”

“Sweetie, when it’s strawberry season — close that. Close that.”

“Mmf!”

“Hector Beauregard! You close that up! That’s stealing!”

“Murmfle!”

“One more and that’s it! You close that up! Hector! Please, Hector! The word for that is ‘shoplifting’!”

“They’re dry!”

“I told you! They’re not in season!”

“I wanna Shasta!”

“They don’t sell Shasta here, honey. This is a Whole Foods.”

“Wull what can I have?”

“Here, honey. Mommy’s Twizzlers.”