read
write
members
about
account

 

datedatememberrandomsearch

March 25, 2013
From the files of JOHN SNYDER
who accidentally erased himself and mochas
from the timeline

YEAH, HI. UM... What do I feel like today... A mocha, please, and a chocolate chip cookie. Well, wait: skip the cookie. Sorry, no, I will get one, but to go. So, a mocha and a cookie, but the cookie to go. Mocha. Pardon? Café mocha? Are you serious? You’ve never heard of a café mocha? It’s basically a hot chocolate with a shot of espresso. How can you not know what a mocha is?

Wait, why are you guys armed? What is all this?