February 23, 2013
I peeked through the blinds, to see whatever was obstructing my usual view of so much uninterrupted azure sky. It took a moment to recognize it as the most gorgeous UFO I'd ever seen, with just enough flashing lights to give it a soupcon of flair but not enough to be ostentatious. Through the gap in the slats created by my curious fingers, searchlights beamed inches from my face, so I hid in a cramped closet. I crawled out to take a photo for Facebook but decided it wasn't worth the risk. I'm sorry I let you down. Ahhh, dreams!