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February 27, 2013
“SEE, I remember that time because I had just gotten my certification for phaser control, and Paul Stiles was supervising me. He was all freaked out because he was convinced the haunted house thing was going to turn out to be, like, prelude to war with the Romulans.”

“What would the Romulans have had to do with it?”

“I don’t know. He was a skittish guy. But my point is he was on, like, personal red alert the whole time you were down there.”

“Okay. Well, it wasn’t the Romulans.”

“No; I know, I know. Go ahead.”

“So: bone-cold.”