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February 21, 2013

Tom continued, lowering his chin, sliding those shiny rimmed bifocals down that schnozz in order to better facilitate a piercing gaze as I stood in line awaiting placement of the usual burrito order at the beanery we both frequented.

He may well have asked:

“Do you always use 39-word introductory sentences whilst constructing paragraphs in preparation for what will only be a total of 100 words contained in the entire essay?”

Needless to say, I'd probably answer in the affirmative, citing annoyingly abstruse adjectival verbosity as a deeply entrenched, recalcitrant trait frequently employed in this social tasking endeavor.