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February 20, 2013

A nubile young nymph spoke belatedly to her parents of the need to be constantly online, after which they summarily admonished her butt:

Those of the not yet befriended persuasion
Doubtless ignore all breached privacy;
Pasted on face of each online occasion
Surfing with diligent glee.

But this is just how your public life goes
As you trace out your face on the book;
Stumbling, mumbling prurient prose
Addicted to your dear Facebook!

So heed this here warning
from staunch Facebook users
Who relate how publicity grows:
Don't fall for online autonomy abusers
or let Facebook step on your toes!