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February 17, 2013
LAST-MINUTE PERSONAE JOINING THE ROSTER FOR 2013

Lew Tush, freelance master of ceremonies for the medical technologies industry. (Reasonable rates.) Owns his own tuxedo and collects novelty cummerbunds. Got his break at DiagnostiCon ’88 when asked to fill in for Vannivar “Hap” Hazard, who’d choked on a catered canapé and lost his nerve.

Dalton Pedicuré, artistic director, Beau Ties (and cummerbunds) USA. As a child, lost his little brother to a hit and run driver while walking him across the street to borrow sugar from a neighbor.

Robert Larpler, blubbering all to a priest, certain he’s damned. Still drinks.