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February 2, 2013
MY NEW 100W PERSONAE FOR 2013

Hapsburg Pete, a sweet, perpetually penniless longshoreman from Switzerland who doesn’t understand he’s landlocked.

The Kid Who Likes to Eat Cap’n Crunch Cereal To Excess. [Autobiographical]

... and his pal Germaine P. Grapes, dreaming to him telepathically from Montagne de Reims Regional Natural Park, France, where he has fallen Into a geologically unlikely crevasse that harbors sentient, and none too pleased, lichen.

Bob Mangle, Mangle Motors.

Dandrich Clabernackle III, the world’s most vexing mixologist.

... and his wife, Milagros “Yo Soy de Lima” Clabernackle, seemingly — seemingly — Peruvian.

Seventeen additional variations on, “I’m not sure I follow you.”