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January 27, 2013
“OKAY, EVERYONE! Listen up. Hey!”

“We want answers!”

“Listen up! I’m trying to give you answers!”

“Start talkin’!”

— “Shut up! He’s trying to tell us!”

“This is what he said: First: No, we’re not getting a typewriter.”

“This is bullshit! Bullshit!”

— “Shut up!”

“Second: Yoga is back on the table.”

[General discontent.]

“Third: We are not going to IKEA tomorrow because there’s too much work to do.”

“Oh come on! Fuck it. No, no. I am not hearing this!”

[General anger.]

— “What if we hustle? We can do it, right?”

“He said no. IKEA’s out. He said maybe ice cream.”