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January 25, 2013
“DO YOU NEED to eat?”

“I kind of do? You know? I like to eat. I’m a very good cook.”

“Do you need to breathe?”

“I do and I don’t. It’s situation-dependent. I’m breathing now.”

“How fast can you fly?”

“I feel like I’ve answered this a million times. No offense, but I’ll pass.”

“I’m sorry. My editor wanted to know.”

“Gonna pass.”

“Cool. I can look that up... So, you say you like to cook. What do you enjoy cooking?”

“Lately it’s Tanzimât era Ottoman cuisine: kavun dolmasi, lakerda, all that.”

“Uh...”

“In December it was all Italian.”