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January 23, 2013
KIRK: All right, Mr. Snyder, letís have it. How did you get aboard this ship?

ME: Captain, please believe me, I donít know. One minute I was sitting at home on the couch, writing on my laptop, and the next I was on the Enterprise!

SPOCK: He may be telling the truth, Captain. We picked up a strong energy reading of sofa on his trouser material.

ME: There, you see, Captain?

KIRK: That still doesnít explain your purpose here! I must know whether I can trust you.

[Console beeps]

SCOTT [V.O.] Captain Kirk!

KIRK: Go ahead, Scotty, Kirk here.

SCOTT: Itís the Klingons, sair! Weíre under attack!