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January 18, 2013
“THIS IS A spy shirt. It’ll let us observe everything you see and hear all day.”

“A spy shirt?”

“Yes, it’s a cotton/poly blend shot through with a nano-weave sensor mesh, completely impervious to normal detection and countermeasures.”

“It’s a little snug.”

“Where?”

“Here, around the chest and under the arms.”

“How’s the length?”

“It’s fine. It’s just a little tight here.”

“Can you live with it?”

“To be honest, no, not really. It’s very distracting.”

“Okay. Take it off. ... Here. Try this.”

“What’s all this?”

“Put it on. ... Better?”

“Oh, totally, but what are all these doodads?”