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January 15, 2013
“YOUR NAME is going to be John.”

“Okay.”

“This is good. This works. Lift your arms. ... Okay, relax. ... Yes. Very good!”

“Excuse me?”

“Yes? Don’t be bashful.”

“What’s this all about?”

“Excellent! Excellent! Native curiosity; self preservation; temporal discrimination; heuristic analysis; semiotics. You haven’t forgotten to breathe, have you?”

“No.”

“Wonderful! Sometimes they do, you know. So let’s consider that a step in the right direction for us both.”

“I’d still like to know what this is all about.”

“Of course! Of course, my boy! You can step down now. Right this way to the Human Intra-Frapulator. Ha ha!”