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January 11, 2013
IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW

1968, age 1 minute: “Well, that sucked.”

1972, age 4: “Oh, cool! This is that thing where Nixon goes to China!”

1975, age 7: “I so wish I could Google this Big Wheel.”

1976, age 8: “Man, I haven’t seen red, white, and blue handlebar tassels in years.”

1978, age 10: “Right now, Barack Obama is 17.”

1980, age 12: “Reckon I’ll be startin’ some push-ups. Yep. This would be the time.”

1982, age 14: “Don’t get too cozy, Andropov.”

1984, age 16: “One-way ticket to Cupertino, please. Window seat.”