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January 3, 2013
“YOUR HUSBAND’S offstage; he can’t hear us. Are you ready to play?”

“No.”

“...That’s for luck.”

“I’m not—”

“One hundred people surveyed, top five answers on the board, fifteen seconds on the clock; name something... children play with.”

“It won’t!”

“Something you see in a newspaper.”

“Make it stop, make it stop.”

“Name something people bring on vacation.”

“Those men in the suits.”

>BUZZ<

“Try again.”

“Sally! Where—”

“Something you wear on your feet.”

“They’re breaking.”

>BUZZ-BUZZ<

“Try again.”

“Why are their mouths doing that?”

“Something a mailman hands you.”

“Mommy’s sorry.”

[Applause]

“Turn around, Mrs. Landengheir!”