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January 2, 2013
“WOULD YOU LIKE butter on that?”

“A little.”

[Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt.]

“Will there be anything else?”

“No, that’d be it.”

“...That’s $1,021.75.”

“For this?”

“The medium popcorn, the two large Sprites, the ChocoSnouts, the walkie talkies, the fish flakes, the cave tetra, the aquarium kit, the 20 gallons Evian, the Jujubes, and a Civil War cannon.”

“I didn’t want the cannon.”

“You didn’t?”

“— I did, Dad.”

“We’re not getting the cannon.”

“— Aw!”

“Did you want the cannon?”

“No.”

“— Aw!”

“Your total with tax is $629.25.”

“Here.”

“Credit or debit?”

“Credit.”

“...You’re all set.”

“Thanks.”

“— Aw!”

“Quiet.”