November 12, 2012
My supersonic turbo ergonomic keyboard decided to get lazy on me, so I ordered a new one online. In the interim, I decided to clean the lazy one, hoping that would be the impetus it needed to stop being such a recalcitrant nincompoop. Instead, it rewarded me for the cleaning by having the "Q" key stick and inserting an errant "Q" in words that have absolutely no relationship with that letter. I am now forced to use the rinky-dink keyboard that came with the computer, which hurts my hands. To the persnickety ergonomic slattern, all I can say is, "FuQ."