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November 18, 2012
WASSABADDABAD.

— This again.

Yowzaflowza! In radadda-damulate!

— Uh...

Sheeepai! Ip ip ip! Corrrrret!

— I’m sorry, folks.

Hiffenattata! Ha ha! Wezlebeezle.

— This -

Okenteh?

— This is just another freewrite, apparently. Nothing to see today.

Ogush McPlaivin. That’s-a-lotta ham!

— Yep. Ham. Thanks.

You don’t like now the ham? Oh, you come on with that. I seen you eat-a-lotta the ham.

— This has nothing to do with ham.

Oh, now you the big expert ham? I tell you what. Come up to the Bronx, you tell that to my cousin Joey. He’ll tell you about ham.

— I’m just so embarrassed.