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November 6, 2012
MY NOVEMBER 6 RESOLUTIONS

— Lose 25 pounds or more by bedtime
— Memorize the street name in front of my house
— Finally listen to at least one song
— Add pillows to pillowcases for extra support
— Look into why my smoke detectors have been shrieking
— Conquer fear of press releases
— Study Portuguese/Canadian conflict. Where do I stand?
— Buy push-up hat, shorts, cleats, duffel bag, shirts, hydration system, scarf, mat, mat shammy; do a push-up
— Read Facebook cover to cover
— Draw a line down middle of mattress: my side, bedbugs’ side. Be firm!
— Write this sentence all the way throug