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November 4, 2012
JOHN WINS POWERBALL

SO YOU’VE WON $585 MILLION. HOW’S THAT FEEL?

Pretty good. Everyone's very happy for me.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE MONEY?

My what?

YOUR PLANS FOR THE MONEY.

What do you mean?

WELL, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND IT? ARE YOU GOING TO QUIT YOUR JOB, OR —

I’m sorry. I’m not sure what you mean by “plans,” my “plans.”

I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

What ... I’m just trying to help you out. What is this “plans” part?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY?

The Powerball?

YES.

“Do with”?

YES. SURELY YOU —

"Money"?