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October 31, 2012
JOHN SNYDER, LAST RESPONDER

— Over here! Over here! I got two on a bench! You guys all set? OK.

— Ma’am, do you need help with those groceries? No?

— Blood donation! Anyone need blood? You’re set? How about you?

— Let’s get those tents rolled up! Come on, now. Up! Up! You got enough room in the truck? OK, nice job.

— You look a little flushed. Let me feel your forehead.

— I’m gonna want a broom for this litter! You! You’re deputized! Go! Go!

— Where’s the guy with the free soup? Wasn’t there free soup?

— A parking ticket? What the hell, man!