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October 30, 2012
WHY I’M HOPEFUL

— I’m fit as a fiddle
— Got the old razzmatazz
— Hijacked satellite accepted firmware
— Stolen ruby fits laser perfectly
— Solid crew of henchmen
— Serious buyer interest in Festiva
— Bullion shipment on schedule
— Robots show green across the board
— Got a great deal on “bridge out” signs
— Threats to mayor taken seriously
— Lair took a nice sprucing up
— Saw a rainbow over the weekend (double!)
— Memorized coronation speech
— Found $40 in pocket of radiation suit
— Those meddling reporters have front row seats
— Mustache perfectly twirly
— I really am due for a success here. I mean, come on, right?