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September 14, 2012
WE’RE GOING TO bust our home open like a piñata, and money will rain down, and I will gather up my share of the gold coins in a hat and Chock full o'Nuts cans and whatever else I can find, and scurry away.

But the only —

— wait.

I had that as coffee cans, but wanted the Chock full, so I Googled it just to be sure of things. I never would have guessed the apostrophe would be enjambed, and look at that lowercase f. What the hell is this? Who designed this logotype? What are they saying, “ofNuts”?

Coffee cans.