Craigslist is a freaky place through which to wander, but I’m drawn to the “free” listings like a tweaker to shiny stuff in the alley. Late last night I found this nugget:
“Fridge is overrun by ketchup and hot sauce bottles! 2 ea. 5oz jars of Tapatio hot sauce, nearly full. 1 ea 24 oz bottle of Del Monte Ketchup, nearly full. Perfectly good, not expired, just don't need the extra bottles!”
Beyond the advertised products themselves, the heavy use of exclamation points and details of fill levels suggest this is either very real or not. I have to call.