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July 24, 2012
When he emails and asks if he can send her "X-rayted" photos, Claire assumes he means x-rays taken after a car accident that shattered his leg, requiring scads of pins, rods, screws to repair. She's excited, because she's always been inexplicably fascinated with hardware stores. At long last, a guy on a dating site who's not only cool but a walking, talking storehouse!

When he wrote, "You're gonna love my bone," she thought "femur". So when she opens the photo and it's an XXX-rated X-ray of his "bone", her hopes for this guy are as shattered as his leg. Next!