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July 29, 2012
— T IS ALIVE! Ha ha ha!

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I say, it is alive, ha ha!

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Hey. Hello?

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I thought we had something there.

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You saw that, right? Just now? It looked like... No?

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Is it alive?

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Um. OK. Hit him with another 50cc epinephrine, and then we’ll try the lightning again.

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You let me worry about the vomiting and diarrhea. You let me worry about that. Thank you.

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Anything?

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OK. Hoist him. Crack open the roof.

— Guh.

Wait! Wait! Look! Wait! See?

— Guh?

AH, HA HA! Alive!

— Poo.

Yes, you beautiful beast! “Poo!”