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July 1, 2012
Arabella Adorama is not amused. It's bad enough she's the shortest and lispiest kid in sixth grade and her house is built into the side of a hill with grass for a roof instead of black stuff like everyone else's and her clothes are her dad's hand-me-downs because her mom's a nudist and she gets straight A's which, although awesome in their own right, do nothing to bolster her populary. All that she would able to forgive if only it weren't for the added abhorrent alliteration apparent in her full name Arabella Aardvark Amagagmated Adorama. Her parents are A-list assholes!