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February 27, 2006
Tanya always smells like cereal. It doesn't matter what time I see her, she still smells like either Cap'n Crunch, cornflakes, or, infrequently, frosted mini-wheats. And I don't mean her breath. That, oddly enough, is always benign, and actually quite pleasant, a mild blend of green tea, black pepper, and fennel.

I have no idea why a person's body would smell like popular breakfast cereal. All I know is that every time we have a session, I have an overwhelming urge to pour milk over her head, slice strawberries and bananas onto her body, and tap her with a spoon.