May 18, 2012
A month after giving her the adorable necklace from Etsy, she decides we're no longer friends (thanks to some severely fucked-up illogical argument she insisted on foisting upon me), and I feel sorry for the necklace for having to reside against the flesh of someone so undeserving (if she'll even wear it anymore). If she doesn't, I'll be sad about that as well. (Either way, I lose!) I want to sneak into her apartment in the middle of the night, like Lucy and Ethel or Laverne and Shirley, to retrieve it, but with someone other than her as my sidekick.