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May 22, 2012
Siri iPhone Foress, the daughter of the late Steve Jobs and an award-winning industrial design team, was married Saturday evening to John David Snyder, son of uneducated Bush-supporting land-liners. Commodore Sixty-four, a family friend, officiated at Mrs. Snyder’s family estate in Cupertino.

Mrs. Snyder fulfills customer information requests worldwide. She graduated from the University of Chicago and received her doctorate in looking things up from Stanford. Her father, the late Steve Jobs, was a tycoon computer genius.

Mr. Snyder, 44, is a technology writer in Shelburne Falls, Mass. The bridegroom’s father once bowled a near-perfect game.