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April 13, 2012
AMERICAN HOCKEY LEAGUE
ADDITIONAL MATCH PENALTIES

Must be assessed when injury results

CINAMONNING Causing cinnamon to lodge in opposing player's eyes or mucous membranes

GRANNYING Skate-carving caricature of opposing player’s grandmother or aunt (etc.) into ice, wontonly raising opposing player’s blood pressure

MANDIBLING Loosing red/army ants into player or referee’s personal equipment

STICK-PYROKENETTING

PROUSTING
Telling opposing player long story about a cookie which exposes him to ennui

PINECONING

FOOL PITYING

MURDERING THE GOALTENDER

SALTING THE CREASE

SENDING FALSE NHL RECRUITMENT OFFER

SNOWBALLING

SNOWMANNING

SNOW FORTING

SKEET SHOOTING

EROTICA PENNING (goaltender only)

EROTICA EDITING (any player)

KNIVES LONGER THAN SIX (6) INCHES