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April 7, 2012
JOHN’S FAREWELL ADDRESS TO THE NATION, FINAL

This one’s for the money, folks. I’m wrapping up four years of a truly kick-ass presidency, and you’re here, and the band is gonna jam, and I got a guy to help me write my book, and don’t forget to get on the mailing list so I can tell you when the book comes out.

It’s gonna have a chapter even about tonight! You might wind up in my book! Can I get a “Hey-o!” Come on, now: “Hey-o!”

Yeah, now, that’s the one!

Shake those moneymakers!

Yeah! “Hey-o!”