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March 22, 2012
Next up: Learning how to rollerskate using my new-to-me Skechers quad skates, coveted Britney Spears model plucked from eBay for what seems to be a song! Right now they lie in wait by the entrance to the kitchen, all red, white, and true blue with perfect red wheels, a matching glittery little red "B" dangling on each lace, silver sparkle trim ready to dazzle the admiring eye of every tween this side of 1999. Never mind that right now I can't even stand in my apartment in them without toppling over. This will happen! Hit me baby one more time!