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March 15, 2012

OTHER PERILS AT THE WONKA FACTORY

Insincere child + licking candy windows = defenestrated

Overly athletic child + throwing food = peppermint mallet to noggin

Picky eater + declining a free sample = turned into spinach

Tattletale + tattling = turned into Oompa Loompa

The know-it-all + correcting Wonka = parents audited

Fearful child + refusing boat ride = left behind

The horseplay kids + knocking over display = souls frozen solid

Having to pee + asking where the bathroom is = hour in the centrifuge

The adventurer + running ahead to next exhibit = felled by leopards

Donít like to read + frowning = turned into book page; ignored

Underachiever + careless with candy wrapper = caramelized pants