February 24, 2012
TONIGHT: Maj. Nelson (Larry Hagman) has to think fast after Jeannie (Barbara Eden) turns Dr. Bellows (Hayden Rorke) into a harem of lovely ladies; Maj. Healey (Bill Daily) stumbles about nervously.
PRELIMINARY REPORT NEGATIVE. Autopsy failed to reveal source of creature’s powers, nor her apparent mission U.S.; “Jeannie” presented post mortem as fit, unremarkable human female, mid 20s. Nelson and Healey unresponsive to interrogation: Healey acutely catatonic; remanding to Cocoa General for observation. Nelson, however, that hateful light in his eyes: ordering transfer this date to Quantico, recommending Dietrich Battery. Col. Alfred Bellows remains missing: presumed captive/killed, hostiles unknown.