February 21, 2012
TONIGHT: It's the heavyweight vs. the hunks when Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) hires Muhammad Ali to race the Duke boys for their farm. But whose side is Daisy on? John Schneider, Tom Wopat.
Yeah, I seen it. I was diggin’ ditch over to Myrtle Timpkin’s place up there, set back to Jasper’s Holler, fer sump. (Myrtle gets her cellar wetter’n a bitch come spring, on account’a them Army Corpse fellers ain’t never heard a’ riprap.) Anyhow, the Gen’ral, she come screamin’ up over them haystacks, real purty, you know; only this time they rolled ‘er. Gas spread fast. Aw, hell.