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February 15, 2012

Swine flu, swine flu; baby got dat swine flu. Flu flu, flu flu; baby got dat swine-fine, swine-fine, swine-fine flu-flu. Flu-flu.†

Scarlet Swineflu (pronounced swə-NEF-lu), knew a good mark when she saw one. There she was at the bar, hot as Jessica Rabbit, if you get the ref; and there he was, boothed up: a shlameil. A rube. A sad sack, stuffed into a brown suit, both he and it rumpled hopeless, heading home to mothballs.

Heís staring into middle distance, head socko from the PATH, from the LIRR.†

Also, itís raining. Yeah.