February 13, 2012
INTERPLANETARY PUP. Panel one: Pup flies through space, determined. P2: Sniffs the air in his bubble helmet, concerned. P3: Sees jetpack scorching his tail. P4: Thinks to reader, “Yipe! Yipe!”
FOOTBALLER FRED. Fred runs the ball, is tackled by three bruisers. We hear his back snap (pained expression). Fan in stands to another: “I hope I remember where the hell I parked.”
LOVES ME NOT. Fixed POV. P1: Clover proposing to lady clover. P2: Both horrified as “giant” girl hand plucks man clover. P3: “He loves me” (scream); P4: Lady clover turns, aghast, while, “He loves me not” (scream).