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January 1, 2012
Not Cute: Classic black and white photo of baby in a high chair, bawling and, I'd assume, red-faced, a bowl upended atop its chubby head, its contents of spaghetti hanging in the baby's terrified face like filthy hair that would cause angst even in Medusa, sauce splattered here and there like freshly clotted blood.

Cute: Classic black and white photo of a chunky meatball in a high chair, in an old-fashioned ruffled bonnet, grinning at a spoonful of strained peas approaching its mouth, held in the tender paw of a yellow tabby kitten wearing an impeccable navy blue sailor suit.