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January 26, 2012

—Snyder inspired the "Quit it, bears!" Internet meme.[3]

Early life

Snyder was born in Olive Garden, New York. The 17th son of a prosperous subway flautist and his Arctic-explorer wife, Snyder was educated at Brooklyn's prestigious Waldbaum's supermarket on Flatbush Avenue, where he evinced early genius for produce.[4] Afterward, he tutored under Leon Oysterstrasse, Mayor Ed Koch's chief speechwriter's valet, in nutmeg.[5] 

Career

On his 19th birthday, Snyder was admitted to the court of King Rockford V. Snootertoot of Central Park, where he advised on matters of allergens, cosmology and paprika, a kind of allergen. [Cont’d.]