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November 16, 2011
My landlord came down for a matter involving inspection of outdoor plants for beetles and told me he'd heard me yelling at my cat. I said yes, I had, because she'd done something exceedingly unacceptable. He said, "Oh, I thought maybe she mounted you or something." (WTF #1)

"Oh no, "I said, "I would've LIKED that." (WTF #2)

Later he came by with the exterminator (unrelated to the earlier event) and kept telling him to use "jelly" around the "penetrations". "And I don't mean KY Jelly!" he said. (WTF #3)

My unflinching participation seems to ensure no increase in rent.