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November 19, 2011
'Screw this meaningless existence! I'm going travelling!'

I went travelling.

'W.H Davis!'

'Yes?'

'I want to be a super-tramp, just like you!.'

'I wouldn't suggest that.'

'Why not?'

'I lost my leg jumping off a train.'

'Ok. I'll stay away from trains. But surely your life must be so much more fulfilled now that you have rejected the material world. Now that you...'

'Actually, I sold out.'

'And escaped from capitalist...wait. You sold out?'

'Yup. I've created a Davis brand. There are Davis dolls and mugs and t-shirts saying 'I have time to stand and stare!'.'