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August 19, 2011
Oh, coffee, I've counted on you for so long to kick my ass from here to next week, but for quite some time you haven't been able to lift your leg at all, let alone kick my ass even to Tuesday. Why so lame, old friend? Are you just not feelin' anymore? Are you not being paid well enough to do your job? Has someone made you a better offer with more convenient and comfortable hours that don't require you to accommodate my predawn demands? Has deadbeat decaf been filling your bean with all kinds of no-good notions? What gives?